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Friday, 24 February 2017

Gospel According To Grace Mugabe: Girls Have A Higher Chance Of Getting Pregnant Than Boys

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Zimbabwe’s First lady, Doctor Grace Mugabe has advised young girls in Zimbabwe to be careful with their lives since girls have a higher chance of falling pregnant than their male counterparts.

Speaking at a rally in Buhera, a town which is 110 miles away from the border town of Mutare, in Zimbabwe, the PhD holder said that it was imperative for girls to be vigilant.

“Girls have a higher chance of falling pregnant than boys. If you look at the statistics, girls have nearly 100% chance of getting pregnant, while boys have nearly zero chances of falling pregnant. This means girls have to be extra extra vigilant”, she said

She was speaking at the re-launch of her nationwide rallies, in which she seeks to be confirmed as the next President of Zimbabe after her iconic husband Robert Mugabe dies

At the same rally, she also said that it was possible that Mugabe’s Zanu PF party would field him as a candidate even if he was dead.

Grace Mugabe also took the time to explain how bees have sex in the air to bemused 8 year olds who were watching the rally.

She said the Queen Bee would literally ‘get done’ in the air.
Grace Mugabe holds a PhD, which she was dubiously given two years ago, within 2 months of enrolling.

In her response to the dubious degree, she said that she did it by Grace, since her name was Grace.

Efforts to get a comment, on wether Grace Mugabe had even held a Grade Three science text book, which makes it clear that boys cannot get pregnant were fruitless.